Every world among the stars has a Keyhole.
And each one leads to the heart of that world.
*dick hard but i gotta stand up*
did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat
I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word
somebody PLEASE find the gif of the guy with the really stiff pants slamming a girl on a bed or whatever
Sylveon, and finally
I don’t know what I expected.
*drops my pencil* *bends over to pick it up* *britney spears toxic starts playing*
*accidentally sends mass text to the whole school*
How do you even send something to the whole school?!
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.